thehidingcat:

stupidmiiverseposts:

There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.

I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.

I knew that Ellen was a DANGER TO SOCIETY

(Source: degenerossi)

disarms:

are you asking me to murder popes?

disarms:

are you asking me to murder popes?

(Source: monetizeyourcat)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

JESUS FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

ask-gallows-callibrator:

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

JESUS FUCK IM GOING TO CRY

(Source: theothermayor)

(Source: rosy-ruby)

“There’s too much garlic in this.”
Me, never. (via adulthoodisokay)

hedgeworth:

jaycanuck:

apathbetweenthestars:

Source

#4 I can understand as there and many different variations/translations of the bible and the employee sounds ignorant to that.  The rest, however, are gold :D

Yes there are multiple versions, but Jesus didn’t write any of them. I think it’s the customer who is confused. One of those “there’s only one bible” people who don’t understand that there’s hundreds of denominations each with their own version of God’s Singular Truth™

Number 5. I just… Wow.

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

image

i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

(Source: noverachiever)

hedgeworth:

fanboyin:

Stephen King being Stephen King

The age of the source material is irrelevant. You’re spoiling an episode of a TV series and you know that. You’re doing it willingly, knowing that people will be upset. Not everyone reads the books. Game of Thrones is nowhere near as ingrained in the cultural mind as Romeo and Juliet. People don’t study Game of Thrones in highschool.

This isn’t Stephen King being Stephen King, it’s Stephen King being an asshole. 

Agreed. Also I think your point about knowing that it will happen vs knowing that it happens in a particular episode is key to book to tv spoilers. 

filthe:

no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

image

IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

fedoraaura:

infeerandfaith:

ariacherry:

You saw it ladies and gentleman, proof. 

wake up america

smartgirlsattheparty:

Smart girls take a break when they can. Enjoy!

(Source: dreamberks)