"Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted."
someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
””“5 book trilogy”“”“
sometimes i forget im a real person
this is such a weird thing but I understand.
Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?
girls don’t like boys girls like accurate film adaptations of books
whats the meaning of life? son, its those little tiny pumpkins. the ones that are mad small. you know the ones i mean.